Well, that just pisses me right the fuck off.

You know how when I get pissed off I am not too happy, cuz, yah, that's what being pissed off is all about? I'm a little BEYOND THAT WITH BLOGGER AT THE FUCXKINGKING MOMENT.

I received a lovely comment email from Cheldear about Jesus being her favorite person and when I clicked the link to go back to MY POST to see HER COMMENT it FUCKING TOOK ME TO A FUCKING PORN SITE.

FUCKING BLOGGER CAN FUCKING KISS ITS OWN FUCKING ASS.

SENDING ME PORN IN EMAIL AND SAYING IT'S THE FAULT OF PEOPLE WITH WINDOWS COMPUTERS. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU! FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT, YA MORONS.

Serious question

Anyone know how to uninstall JRE? On Mac OS X?

It's not a function of the installer, and I don't see it in the package contents. If I rip out the J2SE 5.0 folder and delete the plist files the damn thing still works. wtF? It's like fucking MALWARE.

currency is just made up ridiculosity

I was just informed by a co-worker that $100 US = $6910 JMD (Jamaica).

Redonk.

hmm

I had a bloody nose this morning. It's not dry here. I figured I just haven't had enough water lately and forgot about it. Weeeelllllllll, my nose is bleeding again. Just from the one nostril. Not a lot, not as much as this morning. But still. wtf?

Do you think it's cuz I have to work tomorrow and possibly Sunday so my body's rebelling? Gotta work next weekend too. Very happy about that. Har.

Who does that?

I was just chatting with "the new girl" (who is so severely awesome I can't stand it) and she was telling me that the person she is replacing (who gave 2.5 months notice, wtf) has been on the phone all day with her realtor because someone has put an offer on her house contingent upon her letting them have her dog.

Her dog.

Her dog.

Dogs? Are family.

Dogs? Are not property.

Don't give me that legal mumbo jumbo bullshit. You take an animal into your fold and you keep it. You don't sell it with the house!!!!!!!!

The New Girl told me that she left her office because she was mad that The Old Girl was on the phone with her son trying to convince him that selling his childhood dog with his childhood house was for the best.

There are no words...

Is anyone else not able to post in the title of Blogger anymore?


What the fuck?

(one of the) worst cat parent(s) ever

Posted at PostSecret this week. Frank actually named the image "pleasedonotsendmeemailaboutthisonethanks.jpg" but I'm pretty sure he's getting lots of mail about it anyway.

DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK.

CNN claims TMZ claims Paris Hilton freed after three days in jail

WTF?!

I have been following the story of a man who (allegedly, sigh) raped two teenage girls in his "dungeon" over at A Feast of Crumbs. Today Joefish posted a follow-up that the man was acquitted.

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My brain just imploded.

More NASA drama

Clearly I'm not in touch with the world unless I read Jen's blog because I had no idea this happened:

Performance review may have sparked NASA shooting



HOUSTON, Texas (CNN) -- Police said Saturday that a bad performance review may have led a NASA contractor to fatally shoot his supervisor and take another employee hostage before killing himself.

Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt said Saturday an e-mail critical of an employee's work set Friday's events in motion at Johnson Space Center in Houston.

The gunman, a career NASA civil servant identified as Bill Phillips, received an e-mail from NASA employee and supervisor David Beverly last month. The e-mail detailed Phillips' "job deficiencies" and outlined a plan for improvement. (more at CNN)

I would like to counsel anyone who owns a gun and who has a bad performance review that the act of bringing your gun to work to solve this problem is never going to end in your favor. Just saying.

"Okay, except I'm not making babies just now..."

I received a new comment on Ripley's Cheez Nip video, which I shall post here so you can see what all the hype's about:



And the comment was:

Porcelaindeals: "Your video has made my life worth while. I want your babies."

With a spammy name of Porcelaindeals you bet I won't be clicking that person's name. Even if the person is real, wtf, ya know? It's my furry kid eating a cheese cracker.

FYI, I have one of those full day of meetings days, but I'd like to send a special shout-out to my boy ACW who GOT PROMOTED AND THAT'S WHY HE'S TOO BUSY TO VISIT AND COMMENT ON ANYONE'S BLOGS, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will now be honored to have my brains ett by you in July. :)

Georgie kicks ass

News from the vet: Georgie was thinking about having a UTI. Her pH was 7.5 and she had red and white cells in her urine indicative of inflammation. She is on two medications to stave off the actual UTI. Her urine will be retested just short of two weeks from now. If it still tests poorly or she gets another UTI soon she will permanently be placed on a medication typically used for kitty arthritis that also builds up the cells around the bladder. She's a champ.

I finished my kicking ass class this evening. Despite having been told to the contrary, it was in fact Hot Cop (with the dreamy blue eyes) who suited up and let us beat on him. I was not permitted to take my own video, but video was taken and we watched it at the end. Let's just say that I got the most laughs. In scenario 3 I totally faked out Hot Cop and made him turn his back to me while I ran out of the room to safety. (Hey, the objective is to get away and survive, I met that goal, but it was fun to have Hot Cop call it out as his favorite encounter. ;)

In scenario 4 we were in a dark room and two different men were taunting me. One of them asked if I wanted trouble but he sounded EXACTLY like Avi, so I giggled and said, "no" but with a smile in my voice. I think you can guess that situation quickly went downhill from there. Note to self: Even if an attacker sounds like someone you know you still need to defend yourself. :P

Ladies, if you live in the United States and are interested in taking a kicking ass class please visit the RAD Systems website. (That link takes you directly to the program locator page.) The class will in fact kick your ass, but it will give you the opportunity to practice physically and verbally defending yourself.

Oh, and Molly, surprisingly I did NO GROIN KICKS. WTF?! I told myself to, but the one opportunity where I even thought about doing it I couldn't get myself angled on him correctly. Murr. We are invited to return to class whenever we like, so perhaps I'll get a new opportunity in the future.

And now that you're all caught up with my Monday, I'm going to bed. Exhausted. Good night. Shut off the lights on your way out. *Zzzzz*

The day has arrived

Today is the first day in existence where my Daily Crush blog is receiving more hits than my Poppy blog (where you are right now). This truly is bizarro world. I haven't even posted to Daily Crush yet today and it's already received 146 hits. Craaaazy.

Oh. Wait. Actually, yesterday was that fateful day. Crying out LOUD, DC received more hits yesterday than PC ever has! Que la?


First column of numbers represents today's hits, second column is yesterday's hits.

What?!?!?!? WHY??????

I just heard from GMMR that Veronica Mars is probably being cancelled. :( :( :(

I just started getting into this show thanks to Avi.

Damn you, TV executives! You cancelled Firefly, you cancelled Dead Like Me, you cancelled HUFF!, and now you cancel Veronica Mars?!?!? FOR SHAME. You all can just go jump off a cliff. (Wow, that was weak...)

Edit: Fresher news from E! explains that it might not be cancelled, but it might change to be four years in the future with Veronica being an FBI agent. I'd rather see that than no show at all, and I *love* FBI shows, so bring it!

What the 1134 was that?

Blake Lewis and Chris Sligh may advance. The rest of you guys: GO HOME. NOW. That was awful. I can sing better when I have laryngitis, f's sake.

“The geese made me do it.”

Geese are always getting a bad rap!

This is why my future children will never be left alone with certain members of my family:

CENTENNIAL, Colorado (AP) -- A 53-year-old woman who claimed she received spiritual messages from geese before allegedly stabbing her toddler granddaughter to death was found not guilty by reason of insanity Friday.

A judge ordered Carol Lynn Pappas committed to the state mental health hospital, where officials will decide "when and if she will ever be released," said Kathleen Walsh, spokeswoman for the district attorney.

She faced life in prison if convicted.

Authorities said Pappas called 911 from her son's home October 29, 2005, and said, "I flipped ... the baby was crying and I couldn't handle it."

When police arrived, they found Pappas holding a phone. Both her hands were stained with blood, and an 8-inch knife was found near the body of 21-month-old Madison Pappas.

Madison had been stabbed numerous times.

Authorities said Pappas had told her son she had been receiving spiritual advice from geese flying over his house, where she was living.

Court records showed she had been admitted to hospitals for psychiatric care at least six times in 2005, including six weeks before the slaying. (CNN)

That is effed UP.

Thin building material

OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin (AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning February 12, damaging the frame and lock.

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is scheduled to appear in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended, but that was all," he said.

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom. (CNN)

I can scream my head off at home (for whatever purpose) and no one hears me. Or, maybe they hear me but they don't bother to check. I appreciate that this guy wanted to help out what he thought was a woman in distress. I think the circumstances are odd, but I feel bad that he might get jail time just for trying to help somebody out.

Edit: This is precisely why I'd rather have a man break into my home with a family heirloom sword to save me even though I was just watching a porno vs. ignoring my pleas for help when I'm being held hostage. Thanks for sharing that, Molly, and for being annoyed enough to call the cops.

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Last night we watched You, Me(,) and Dupree instead of live Must See TV. When we were finished with the movie at 9:32pm we looked in our recorded shows section of the DVR -- NO Office and NO Earl. Que la FREKANDO f?! Hay checked the timers and saw that both were active as weeklies, but when we checked the items to record daily list neither show was listed as even being skipped or showing as no event. This has happened for other less important shows lately, and has happened to a DVR box we had a few years ago which we no longer have for this very same reason. (Can you hear my loud sigh? I think you can.) We'll catch Earl in reruns, but we can't miss Phyllis's wedding so I'll be purchasing it from iTunes later today. Boys and girls, today's letter is: F.

In case anyone is wondering, we liked Y, M, and D but not enough to specifically recommend it. Nothing original, although we quite enjoyed how Matt Damon DILLON* (42) is aging so well that he plays a similar age to his movie wife Kate Hudson (27).

*Thanks, Bearette. My mind said Dillon, my fingers typed Damon. Disconnect. I love Matt Dillon, too. Geesh.