"It's like Cap'n Crunch... but bluer."
Oh please. You love it.Do you want the nude texts, too?
I think the one photo text you sent me was sufficient, thank you. (Read: NO, I DON'T WANT NAKED TEXTS.)You Massfloridians are so strange...
You should collect the texts and post them as they happen with commentaryThis way we can all live vicariously.
We'll see. He's not even drunk yet and he's always promising to send me nude texts (see above). I can only guess what he'll promise after half a drink.
Um, Freudian slip. *always=already. I don't recall ever receiving texts of any sort before tonight from Fab. So, "always" is a bit ambitious.
I should have used Twitter from my cell or something during the party.
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