beholder

I bought the DVD Knocked Up today. The tag line for this movie is located to the right of Seth Rogen's head and says, "what if this guy got you pregnant?" I'm really not into getting pregnant right now but I think there is more of a "would you even have sex with this dude?!" message underneath.

The question I pose to all of the internets: Am I the only one who thinks Seth Rogen is a total hottie?

wiping the drool from the corner of my eyes

Kim sent me a photo of her boy cuz I'm always all up in her business when it comes to the vicarious living.

Cover your ears. Just do it. Thanks.

ZOMG HE IS FUCKING ADORABLENESS WRAPPED IN A CRESCENT ROLL.

You know the guy from Girls Just Want to Have Fun?!? HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT GUY, ONLY ACTUALLY COOL.

Kim is freaking hot herself so I'm not surprised. :) I'm just noting. :)

You wanted to know what I had for dinner, yes?

salad! with Keyser Söze Caesar dressing!

a really good friend

Break Boy made me lentil pie at 12:30am last night because he knows I'm in need of pie lately.



His wife added the kitty cat design to it. Do you see it?



That pie? Fucking awesome. Pie crust, tomato, red lentils, onion, and extra sharp cheddar cheese. What is NOT to love?!?!?

This is why I have a friend who I met at age 6 and keep around. He is awesome. I'm pretty sure all the other friends take him completely for granted, but I never will again.

big fat buddha bliss

I was just able to make myself channa masala with basmati rice in 3.5 minutes, thanks to microwave technology.

I ate all 3 servings of it myself.

I am pretty sure I'm in that state of nirvana everyone's always talking about...

giggles

Sunday, July 22: I wrote this post yesterday when PPP was being a bitchy bitch. It is still relevant.

I was looking for the "dance for your life footage" for Hok on the last results show of SYTYCD and instead I found this video:



I giggled and drooled through the whole thing. Hok and Dominic must be friends because Dominic's in a lot of candid shots with him.

Still can't find the video I'm looking for.

a little bit

I would really like to borrow Lacey's outfit.

You know, just to wear in the back yard and to cheerleading practices.

the perfect lunch on my day off

MorningStar Farms mini veggie corn dogs and french fries, pan fried in peanut oil.

What's better? (Rhetorical.)

Free chips!

If you've never had Kettle chips then you're not living. If you love chips (I know some of you don't, I get it, shush) then please point your browser over to the Kettle neighborhood and guess how many chips fit in the smart fortwo car. If you win the contest you get free chips for a year!

The likelihood of you winning: Not very likely.

The likelihood of you having a good time guessing anyway: Very likely.

Please note that I have not had the cheddar beer chips yet, but as soon as I locate some I'm eating an entire bag. Potato plus cheese plus beer equals love.

Hai, I can has!

Would you like to eat a beer-battered bacon double cheeseburger?



Yah, me too. Although, I'd make mine with a Whopper (or, better yet, a fresh burger) instead. And now I can because I have the recipe! Thanks to Accidental Hedonist for sharing the artery clogging wealth.

Because I am a giving person part deux

A has posted the recipe for her hot cocoa cupcakes! Visit her for the deets.

When I fall in love chocolate it will be 4evah

Fancy Food hot cocoa cupcakes, anyone? A, you are truly an amazing food artist.

Cinco de Mayo

If you're not reading Avi's blog I would like you to submit an essay in the comments about why not. And if this essay includes "because his site is NSFW" allow me to remind you that you are not always at work. And that Avi is the funniest muthafucka on the planet. Seriously. As is evidencededed by his morning antics:



(If you can't see that then click it or ticket.)

I laughed so hard I was drooling when I watched this the first time. Avi was IMing me at the time I watched it so I know he's not blind as a result of spraying various things into his eyes which allowed me to laugh as hard as I wanted at him while watching the video. I seriously want some of those scents he's choosing to spray into his eyes. Yummmm...

Poppy's channa masala

Last night I made my version of channa masala.



Today Hay and I ate it. We loved it. More photos at flickr.

The very loose recipe (sans quantities or cooking instructions because I'm lazy): Dopiaza, Madras curry cooking sauce, sour cream, butter, chickpeas, sweet onion, garlic, peanut oil, curry powder, cumin, cumin seeds, mustard seeds, roasted baby white potatoes, Jasmati rice.

Baby burgers!!!!

An entire set of these adorable burgers is over at flickr. Thanks to Slashfood for the heads up.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."

I have it on good authority that these are very tasty:



I also have it on good authority that this is the best milkshake video on the planet:



*giggle*


Okay, and I just tried one two and they're delicious. Is he ever wrong?! No, he is not.

DC -comics +yummy

Remember when I said The Daily Crush had gotten out of hand? I wasn't kidding:



Those are my StatCounter hits for the last eight days. I've added four authors to compensate. Thanks to Avi, B, Mel, and Molly (in alphabetical order, not in order of love and devotion :) for agreeing to post on occasion. It's a lot more fun there to arrive to crushes I didn't put there. I *love* surprises. :) (Did I mention my affinity for surprises just now? Because I really really really really enjoy them.)

If anyone is super sad and offended that I didn't ask you to be an author then send me a comment or email and I will consider your petition. :) There are two other people* I considered adding to the mix but didn't send invites to for fear of rejection reasons more than anything. I'm sorry to you both, and if either of you says "yes please" without me asking then you're definitely in the club.

*One person figured out I was talking about her. Thanks to SourPuss for also agreeing to crush with the cool kids. ;)

And thanks to Spéncèr for also authoring, I now have seven authors! We aren't restricting ourselves to one author per day of the week, but we could. :P

Free Cone Day is in effect

I repeat, free cone day is in effect. That is all.

Mama LIKE

Kim got new glasses.



I may have just made out with her through the screen. Sorry about that, Kim.

Worth your time

A's non-traditional vegan Easter meal spread. :)



...and totally not related, I've been playing Chinese vs. Japanese in instant message with a colleague all morning and we started talking about sharing our iTunes collections. I explained why I don't do this, because I don't want to have to edit my song names, that "people swear, that's life," and in response he sent me Pop Muzik Mashup -Exactshit:



He rawks. :) Ironically, he does not know my secret blog identity, so it's only funny to me that he sent me something poppy. :)