Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Mostly ungreen again

Guess who stayed home for two days after her original green post?

(If you didn't guess then you need to get out more. Like me, who hasn't been out since I got home from work on Monday.)

Being sick results in me having nothing interesting to say. I just checked in with the world and all I can report is that: lettuce, rather than green onions, might be the E. coli culprit in the latest string of Taco Bell illnesses; the dad from Everybody Loves Raymond died today from heart disease and multiple myeloma; the Saudis will support the Sunnis if we get the hell outta Dodge Iraq. *sigh* I'm all done with this stupid planet. I'm taking off for another galaxy. Anyone else wanna come with?

Update: How could I forget? Senator Tim Johnson, D-South Dakota was hospitalized for stroke-like symptoms, but it wasn't a stroke. If he can't come back to work his position could be filled by a republican. I'm going conspiracy theory on this and saying he was poisoned, but not the same way Alexander Litvinenko was, because that'd be too conspicuous.

5 comments:

bdogg_mcgee said...

I'll join you for a move to another galaxy.....

:)

Missed you the last couple of days!!!!! Glad you're feeling better!

Anonymous said...

I, too, would like to join you. At least until the holidays are over.

We miss you around here. Hope you are feeling better real soon. :)

Avitable said...

I just want to get my own island, and name it Avitablia, and invite intelligent, well-reasoned people to live there. You're invited, of course.

Anonymous said...

So glad you are feeling better.

Artie told a great story on Howard this morning about how he and Peter Boyle smoked pot behind the White House columns on the set of the West Wing. Rad.

Chicken said...

I'm with you too. Glad you are feeling better!