Date: Tue, 7 Nov 2006 16:09:02 -0500
From: CNN Breaking News
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Subject: CNN Breaking News
-- Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.
Wow. In celebration of Britney's independence the SS Cede will serve grilled maple-flavored pork chops and homemade mac and cheese on the main deck. BYOB.
5 comments:
I just heard, too. I guess forever is not as long as we thought.
It must have been too much of a burden to carry that dead weight this long. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did.
Not that I have much love for the Brit-ster, but I wouldn't wish K-Fed on my worst enemy!!
Didn't he just drop a record that is doing terrible? Oh, and I heard the Reese's are breaking up too....really thought that one would last for some reason.
Normally I could give a sh1t about celebs but for some reason, I ended up seeing the entertainment portion of Headline News this morning and remembered this stuff.
I did hear about Reese and Ryan, but that's just too sad to talk about.
Federline continues to bomb everywhere he goes, and I'm hoping to never have to mention him again because he'll just *poof* disappear.
One of my co-workers commented upon this the other day when it made the top of the news heap on the ticker on CNN...
THAT was news?
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