Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Shut UP! *shove*

I just got back from a full day of meetings and client visits to this email:

Date: Tue, 7 Nov 2006 16:09:02 -0500
From: CNN Breaking News
Reply-To: newseditor@MAIL.CNN.COM
To: TEXTBREAKINGNEWS@CNNIMAIL12.CNN.COM
Subject: CNN Breaking News

-- Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.



Wow. In celebration of Britney's independence the SS Cede will serve grilled maple-flavored pork chops and homemade mac and cheese on the main deck. BYOB.

5 comments:

goldennib said...

I just heard, too. I guess forever is not as long as we thought.

don't call me MA'AM said...

It must have been too much of a burden to carry that dead weight this long. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did.

Not that I have much love for the Brit-ster, but I wouldn't wish K-Fed on my worst enemy!!

Mishka said...

Didn't he just drop a record that is doing terrible? Oh, and I heard the Reese's are breaking up too....really thought that one would last for some reason.

Normally I could give a sh1t about celebs but for some reason, I ended up seeing the entertainment portion of Headline News this morning and remembered this stuff.

Poppy Cede said...

I did hear about Reese and Ryan, but that's just too sad to talk about.

Federline continues to bomb everywhere he goes, and I'm hoping to never have to mention him again because he'll just *poof* disappear.

It's Me, Maven... said...

One of my co-workers commented upon this the other day when it made the top of the news heap on the ticker on CNN...

THAT was news?