Tuesday, August 14, 2007

pick-up/take-out/check-out lines

Apparently me running into the door with my head on the way out Friday did not detour (ahem) deter (at least I catch my own mistakes) the cafe check-out guy from wanting to continue hitting on me. He just used a line on me. Smoooooooth. :)

I can't share with you the actual line he used because it's work specific (as in, specific to my employer) but that's extra bonus points right there. Takes mad skillz to do that, no?

I know I'm cute, but it's weird to me that people I don't know flirt with me. I think it's because I smile and look people in the eye, which is what I'm doing with you right now. (How you doin'? Hehehe.)

18 comments:

whall said...

Did he get any of his ideas from The Pick Up Artist new series?

I haven't seen it, but a few friends were telling me about it.

Joefish said...

That's a veiled invitation for us to spam your comments with pick up lines, isn't it?

Is your name Tylenol? I want to take you every four to six hours.

Joefish said...

Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

Joefish said...

You have the most amazing eyes. The color reminds me of dusk in Oahu when the sunlight hits...

Hey, are those beer nuts?

Spéncer said...

Wait, flirting with random people is odd? Yankees are so strange.

Poppy Cede said...

wH, he's only used the one line on me and it wasn't sophisticated enough to need a TV show for it.

joe, I don't blame you. I'm tasty like Tylenol.

jf, that is the creepiest pick-up line I've never heard.

fish, my eyes are spectacular, aren't they? I was really hoping you'd go for corn nuts, but I'll take beer nuts instead. (And thanks for losing interest in me after 0.25 seconds, ya meanie. :P )

Joefish said...

That's not losing interest, that's for ADHD women.

 

I asked the genie to take me to a priceless treasure and he brought me to you.

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So, have you seen it?

Joefish said...

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Joefish said...

Ooh, I like that top. It matches the interior of my Bentley almost perfectly.

Joefish said...

I always suspected my life had a purpose, but I never knew what it was until just now.

Joefish said...

Hi, my name is ... I'm running for Congress and I could sure use your vote. Why don't you give me your name and number so we can talk about my positions?

Joefish said...

Pull my finger!

Poppy Cede said...

jf, you are the dorkiest dork of them all. :P

STOP HITTING ON ME!!!

Poppy Cede said...

:)

Mr. Fabulous said...

I usually look women right in the boobs.

sourpuss said...

Joe cracked me up... and my fave line was the chloroform one.

Avitable said...

Did he say, "Hey Frenchie, ooh la la?"

Poppy Cede said...

Fab, I look women right in the boobs too! And they always catch me. Funniest part is that it REALLY annoys me when co-workers stare at my boobs. I *hate* that. Hate it.

Sour, the chloroform line makes me concerned for women's public safety. Keep an eye out for any coding fish you might encounter...

Avi, it was slightly more coherent than that. Suffice it to say he called me pretty but in a slightly suaver way.