Operation Getyerassbackhome

My co-worker and friend Roger just received orders to go on a one year tour of duty to Iraq for a secret mission instead of Afghanistan to train the Afghan National Army. His wife has arranged a big farewell event for him. We are gonna party like it's Prince's birthday then Roger goes off to a land of unknown. I am so sad. I will miss you, Rog. Come back to us in one piece, buddy. *sniffle*