Tuesday, September 18, 2007

What do you suppose that means?

I was digging through my Morris the Cat bag with my left hand looking for my wallet to pay Kristy* for my coffee while my right hand patiently waited for me to discover that my wallet was already in it. It was so quiet about it. "When you're ready to notice, here I am!" Such an adorable right hand.

... I dunno, it's where my uncaffeinated mind took me.

*Kristy is the manager of the restaurant upstairs. She only comes downstairs to work in the cafe when an employee is let go or leaves. John the flirty cafe cashier? Been gone two weeks now. Perhaps he was too flirty with all the ladies. ;)

Update: John the flirty cafe cashier is, in fact, still working at the cafe. Oops. Ladies, you can now return to your regularly scheduled swooning. Sorry I upset you earlier by implying otherwise.


19 comments:

The Absurdist said...

What is that on the wall behind you? It makes you look like you have a 'fro!

Of course, if you have a 'fro, the above is immediately retracted and apologies are set forth.

You are like me; your mind is on crack...

Didn't Morris die, like, 20 years ago? ;-)

Cheldear

Bearette said...

Damn, Cheldear beat me to it! I thought it was a fro, too ;)

Bearette said...

But then I figured out it was a shelf.

Poppy said...

Cheldarling, it's a shelf. With a bag on it. I do not have a fro. Sorry to disappoint. My mind is on caffeine-crack. And I have no idea when Morris died but my love for him still lives on.

Bearette, it took me a while to see what you both were talking about. Weird. My hair is auburny (I think), not blonde. Used to be blondish, not for a while now though.

The Absurdist said...

I kinda like the 'fro look. Goes with all that education you are giving me on my blog today... You know, the "w" word...

:-)

Poppy said...

Cheldearest, you mean "wuss"? :D Learn your leet, woman!

sue said...

Is this where I say, "Welcome to MY world"... ?

Poppy said...

Ohhh, Sue. I'm sorry to hear that. At least we can commiserate together.

Avitable said...

I didn't recognize you at first! The shadow made it look like you had a fro or a really big hat.

Avitable said...

Shit. Just saw that Chelle already said that.

Poppy said...

Avi, um, ok. whatever.

The Absurdist said...

See? It's not just me. EVERYONE thought you had a fro!

And you know damn well what the w word is. ;-)

Poppy said...

Avi,*rolling eyes* YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FRO. YOU ****KNOW****.

Fine. Everyone, I've grown a fro.

Chelicious, do you mean: whimpery, whippersnapper, wino, whiny, or waggy? (you mean winz??? why didn't you just say so?! :)

Dan said...

'Fro'? No way. Poppy looks like Yoda.

Tug said...

You crack me up girl with your adorable right hand.

Poppy said...

Dan, wt? I do not look like YODA! ... Alright, so I do look like Yoda. Pointy ears. I accept Yoda over 'fro in that picture.

Tug, thank you. :)

Unknown said...

I can't see that shelf because of your
huge affro
.

Poppy said...

Mikey, you did NOT just stick Samuel L. Jackson's Pulp Fiction hair on me, did you?!?!?!?!?! YOU ARE MEAN. He got Marvin's brain all in it! Grody!

Maman said...

Now you are making me sad... Morris looks like my dearly departed Barney. sniff.