Monday, September 24, 2007

Mark your calendars

I was gonna wait and post this on Wednesday, but my cold has ravaged my poor little brain so I'm opting for this pre-existing post instead.

I am guest posting on Avi's blog Saturday. (WHY, Poppy? W.H.Y.?!??) Ummmmmm, cuz he asked me to? Yup. That'd be the reason.)

If you go there now you can read RW's and Mr. Fab's very disturbing posts which are up already! My post will be completely tame in comparison.

This is so weird, I'm suddenly super internets popular. Thanks, everybody. :) And just for you I provide an encore of Snake skin:


Miss Britt said...

I want to be super internets popular!!!

I don't have to hold a snake to do it though, do I?

Poppy Cede said...

Britt, *sneeze*, scuse me. Right!

A) You're already internets popular.
B) When your post goes up I'll link to it.
C) Everyone knows you're Avi's favorite, duh.
D) I would not be surprised if that was written in the fine print of your contract. I covered my bases by holding a different snake.

Poppy Cede said...

(And by D I'm not saying you'd go through with it, I'm just saying Adam's a perv.)

Avitable said...

I am always on the lookout for a better snake wrangler.

Poppy Cede said...

Avi, better than who? Better than you? Did you just insult yourself?

Miss Britt said...

I don't know. I don't think you're really internets popular until you become a verb - like Dooce. She is a hose beast - but that's fucking cool.

And if I am Avi's favorite it's only because he's a masochist.

Poppy Cede said...

Britt, ... are you having a tough day? Of course you're internets famous! DO NOT compare yourself to DOOCE. And, what is wrong with that man of yours? He really needs to just learn how to let people be nice to him. Irksome.

New York City's Watchdog said...

I have to be honest.

I read this first through bloglines... and when you said "an encore of Snake skin:" I thought you meant the "Snake skin(fuck)" video that Avi showed the world.

For that brief moment... I thought the apocalypse had truly come and the world as I knew it was ending.

Glad to see it isn't.


Poppy Cede said...

Dawg, I will never be posting any of Avi's disgusting animal abusing videos here. I pinkie swear.

New York City's Watchdog said...


Not even a scout's promise.

Straight to the pinkie swear.

Your serious.

The world is right again.

Poppy Cede said...

Dawg, I don't mess around.

New York City's Watchdog said...


I bet you were one of those kids who went straight to the triple dog dare on the playground.


So was I.

whall said...

RW's was good and Fab's was too disturbing. Maybe I'm getting too old. I kept wondering if maybe we'd get some memo from Avi saying "I just wanted to see how far we could go before the regulars complained. Hmm, seems I have to go even FURTHER."

Poppy Cede said...

Dawg, I never dared anyone to do anything. I was quiet, or I told them to do things.

Wah, mine will be funny. I am confident you will like it. If you don't then you're definitely fired.

Avitable said...

Wayne, Fab's was too disturbing? I was thinking of investing!

And, Poppy, those aren't animal abuse videos - they're animal LOVE!

Poppy Cede said...

Avi, that snake did NOT consent to being fucked and YOU KNOW IT. Grody.

Kristen said...

My Elvis is up in heaven frowning at Avi.

Because in heaven, snakes have eyebrows.