Sunday, September 30, 2007

/rant on

For the crystal clear record, I'm not talking about any of you. Promise.

Poppy pet peeve: People telling me they're going to do things they have no intention of doing.

Someone has been promising me since March that he'll email me about something and he still hasn't. I wouldn't care, except he keeps telling me every couple months, "oh, yup, I'm still totally going to email you!" Dude, just fucking forget it. I don't even care! What I do care about? You keep dragging this out, like I'm just sitting around waiting for your fucking email and you're some sort of really important person in my life who I can't wait to reconnect with.


I hope he does finally send an email just so that I can ignore it indefinitely. Cuz I'm a bitchy bastard like that.



/rant off

15 comments:

The Absurdist said...

Well now, you can't definitively say you aren't talking about any of us. I mean, what if the dude who promised the email is reading? Then that negates your statement entirely. And if you are a liar, why should we believe anything you say?

;-)

And I know what you mean. My p-et peeve is self-absorbed assholes that sit around and tear other people's blogs apart. Assholes. They should all be shot.

Bearette24 said...

I know what you mean. That's really annoying!

Poppy Cede said...

Abs, several points:
1. You're a stalker. You posted this long-ass comment directly after I published my post.
2. There's only one person from Boston showing up in my stats and that's Dan. I assure you I'm not talking about Dan.
3. Yah, people who rip apart me and my blog are both assholes. Stop being an asshole. :p (I kid, I kid! It's ok if you're an asshole.)
4. I hope he is reading because then he'll get the fucking hint that I don't fucking care. I should email him and tell him that. hmm.

Bearette, thank you. I would bother to say more on the subject, but I'd rather hear about your run-ins with this annoyance. :)

The Absurdist said...

Hey, not stalking you, you bitch.

You are on my RSS Feed. You should feel honored. You post, it shows up asap. So, you ungrateful hoe, don't sit there an bash someone who thinks enough of you to put you on her RSS Feed.

;-)

And, don't go be hating on my typing 80 wpm. You just WISH you could type as fast as me... But you type about as fast as you think; I type faster than I think, which is why so much of what I type is crap.

Geez... Ingrates. No one loves me. Why do I even bother living? You just don't understand me. You never have. The world hates me, and this is just another testament to the fact that I should just go and die.

*Sigh*

Poppy Cede said...

Abs, did I mention that this cold totally fucks with your head and makes you paranoid? Wait until the cold is over to evaluate your entire life.

zomg, by cat keeps licking her bits for me!

I type 80 wpm. Bitch. Without typos. Bitch.

And thank you for feeding me. :) I feed you too but my feed is sloooooow. What feed reader do you use? One on your blog directly?

Poppy Cede said...

(and I like how I told you I type 80 wpm with no typos right after I made a typo... *by=my)

(ohhhh, the irony!)

Bearette24 said...

Basically, I have this friend who's rotten at keeping in touch, and whenever we do see each other, she's all, "I'm sooo sorry" and says things like, "I kept bringing a Post-It to work to remind me, 'Email Bearette!'" and then she says, "It's sooo good to see you guys." But it all comes off as fake because we know we won't see or hear from her unless she has to be in NY for something else.

whall said...

Note to self: don't promise Poppy anything. She has a mind like a rusted steel trap.

The Absurdist said...

LOL. You are right; I typo like nobody's business. If you count the backspaces, I guess I would drop down to about sixty wpm. Sad, isn't it?

Paranoid from cold? Puleazzze. I am paranoid ALL THE TIME.

I use google RSS Feeder... Go to www.google.com/ig... I love it!!

BTW, you have gotta get off thos blogger.com crap... I can't get an email when a post is updated... ugh.

Avitable said...

I'm so sorry! I'll email you now.

(heehee)

Poppy Cede said...

Bearette, time to FIRE that "friend".

Wah, too late. :D

Abs, I use google reader! But the feed for my site always seems very slow...

Avi, you presumptuous little fucker. Granted, you share the same first name with the asshat, but trust me when I say you don't want to share the Poppy Wrath.

New York City's Watchdog said...

Mmmm... there's just something about facing then "Poppy Wrath" that makes me giggle.

Poppy Cede said...

We'll see if you're giggling on October 14.


(DRAMA!)

New York City's Watchdog said...

Heh.

Those won't be giggles.

That will be outright uproarious Eddie Murphy type laughter.

(c;P

Poppy Cede said...

Mmmmhmmmmm. Have I mentioned you're a trouble maker? I have? Yes, yes I have.