For the crystal clear record, I'm not talking about any of you. Promise.
Poppy pet peeve: People telling me they're going to do things they have no intention of doing.
Someone has been promising me since March that he'll email me about something and he still hasn't. I wouldn't care, except he keeps telling me every couple months, "oh, yup, I'm still totally going to email you!" Dude, just fucking forget it. I don't even care! What I do care about? You keep dragging this out, like I'm just sitting around waiting for your fucking email and you're some sort of really important person in my life who I can't wait to reconnect with.
I hope he does finally send an email just so that I can ignore it indefinitely. Cuz I'm a bitchy bastard like that.