At least I smoked his ass in the dumb/dork/awkward category! Hey... wait a minute...
*giggle*
See, I'm not all that and a bag o' chips. I'm just some o' that and half a bag. I did just eat a lot of cottage cheese with spaghetti sauce on it, so I might suddenly be smarter. Maybe I should take the test again.
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Is it sad that the term pwn makes me slink down and snicker like Hong Kong Phooey?
(ZOOOOOMG.)
I'm like a Doritos bag of chips - blame me all you want, we'll make more.
And what a coincidence, kristen! I'm married to a woman to is married to a hugely dorktastic man! What are the odds of that?
K, you clever. I pwned.
ssH, I love Doritos! Particularly the regular flavor and Cool Ranch. And there's this one flavor in a black bag, salsa something that is super tasty!
I ended up at God status. I blew Wayne away beyond all reasonable doubt.
He just thinks he is a geek; he is actually a poser.
I mean, what kind of TRUE geek has a wife, two kids, two dogs, two American vehicles (god forbid), a home, and decent in-laws and parents both? No one is that normal. He has something in his closet.
He's got to be gay, have herpes, or he picks his nose endlessly at eats the boogies... Oh wait, that would make him a geek (just the boogie part).
Oh, I know what his problem is. He colors his gray hair. Yup. That's what it is. Oh, and he had laser hair removal on his back and butt.
Chelle
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