Perfect Angels? :D

This is me laughing my ass off at the photo booth photos B and I took at the mall today. :D

You know you wanna be me.

Or, talk to me. Or something. Last night's conversation with the wonderfully talented on-semi-summer-hiatus Molly:

Molly: guess what?
Molly: i might not have to leave my job :D
Poppy: ???????
Molly: I have cold-heartedly stabbed one of my co-workers in the back
Molly: :)
Molly: she deserved it, though
Poppy: woooohooo
Poppy: the one who gets paid a ton but does nothing??
Molly: yes!
Molly: i got put in charge of her new checklist
Poppy: yay!!!!
Poppy: :D
Molly: and my boss told me that if she can't get everything done that's on her list every day
Molly: then she's going to get cut to part-time
Molly: and that means...
Molly: more money for me!
Poppy: woooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooo
Molly: yayayayaayayayayay
Poppy: YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYILIKEPOTATOES!!!
Molly: I like ceeeeeeeeereal!
Poppy: I like CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!
Molly: hahahahaha
Poppy: I am so happy for you!!!!!
Molly: thanks :)

And for those of you who don't get the potatoes, cereal, chocolate milk thing please go visit Molly and brush up on your Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. And then congratulate her on being truly diabolical. :D

Gifts accepted

Cheese, pie, chocolate, and alcohol are all acceptable presents in return for me giving you Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

Thanks, City! I will walk Buddy whenever you want me to! :D

*razzies*

Allie has perfectly captured my sentiments of this day while Ripley remains carefree of the world's troubles:



(I assure you, Allie is not thinking of lunching on Ripley. Allie fears Ripley, she would never try to eat her.)

Cinco de Mayo

If you're not reading Avi's blog I would like you to submit an essay in the comments about why not. And if this essay includes "because his site is NSFW" allow me to remind you that you are not always at work. And that Avi is the funniest muthafucka on the planet. Seriously. As is evidencededed by his morning antics:



(If you can't see that then click it or ticket.)

I laughed so hard I was drooling when I watched this the first time. Avi was IMing me at the time I watched it so I know he's not blind as a result of spraying various things into his eyes which allowed me to laugh as hard as I wanted at him while watching the video. I seriously want some of those scents he's choosing to spray into his eyes. Yummmm...

Avi strikes again

From ShortNews.com:

Captain America Arrested Sporting Burrito Down His Tights

A doctor dressed as Captain America was arrested in Florida after groping a woman at a bar while sporting a burrito down his tights, authorities have said.

The culprit was identified after all Captain America's were asked line up for an indetity parade outside the restaurant for a identification.

The Incident happened when 54-year-old Dr. Raymond Adamcik was on on a bar-crawl with a number of other costume-wearing doctors. Police claim Adamcik tried to flush marijuana down a toilet at a police station following his arrest.

Although Avi claims not to be the perpetrator there are just a few too similarities to his real life here: He lives in Florida. His name is Adam. He reads and distributes comic books. He eats burritos. He wears tights. He has a doctorate. He could pass for 54 if a really young cop arrested him. :P


Thanks to Hay for passing on the story. You rock!

The new plan

Molly and I have just decided via IM that we are moving to Orlando to be closer to Avi so he can support us while we get Molly's brothel up and running and Avi trained as a man-whore. Once it is established I will be the chief information security officer for said brothel and Molly and I will sip Mai Tais while we watch Fynn (pictured to the right) become the smartest kid on the planet. Doesn't that sound like a good plan? Yes, yes it does. I love it when a good plan comes together...

(BTW, Avi doesn't know about this plan. Well, okay, he does now that he's reading it. Hi! *wave*)

geeks + server room + Blade servers + $10 bill = OMFGLMAOROFL funny

Break Boy and I had a little fun in the server room today.



*grin*

He unplugged the Blade servers from their power source and 30 seconds later they started cooling themselves off. WIND STORM.

We were supposed to be having a confidential conversation about the thing I mentioned earlier. We eventually did. Fun first. It was, after all, off the clock time. (Like he or I are ever off the clock...)


In case you need to learn what a Blade server is, Wikipedia will hook you UP.

I am world-famous

Through Blogger's clever word verification I have now been crowned Slut of the World. (Okay, that's a slight exaggeration.) Thanks, Blogger! And to Sourpuss for a) making it happen; b) promoting it!! :)

April 1 joke foods by A_Muffin and Rodney

Jell-O-filled eggs. Genius!

Less is more.

Someone was playing with Avi's swag...




...and it wasn't me.