zomg nose! zomg noes!

Seriously! How can there be any more snot up in there?!?!


And in celebrity news, Jessica Biel will be the next Wonder Woman. That role? That role belongs to Charisma Carpenter. Or Kate Beckinsale. NOT JT'S SLAMPIECE, YO!

Sigh.

Who picks these people?!?!?!?!?

I better move fast if I want me some John Krasinski

Jenna Fischer, Spouse Go Separate Ways

NEW YORK -- Jenna Fischer of "The Office" and her husband, filmmaker James Gunn, have separated after six years of marriage, Fischer's publicist, Lewis Kay, said Friday.

"We are sorry for any pain this causes family and friends," the pair said in a statement on Gunn's MySpace page. "The enthusiasm we have for each other's lives, spirits and careers is real -- we have been each other's cheerleader and friend during the past six years and continue to be so now and in the future."

The 33-year-old actress was nominated for an Emmy this year for her work on NBC's "The Office." She portrays mousy secretary Pam Beesly, who found confidence last season when she confessed her romantic feelings to co-worker Jim Halpert (John Krasinksi).

Gunn, 37, directed last year's "Slither," which co-starred Fischer. (Chicago Tribune)

Dropping like flies.

Bill is Fabulous

I had something to say about Bill Murray and Mr. Fabulous... Hmm, but not together. What could those be...

Ahhh, yes.

If you see Bill Murray driving a golf cart down the street he's harmless and adorable. (If you have not seen the movie Scrooged then I absolutely order you to rent or buy it. Now. GO! I'll wait.)

If you listen to Mr. Fab's radio show on December 2 you will hear me co-hosting. I realize that December is far away, but isn't it a good idea to mark your calendars early?


That is all, citizens.

Vampires for Jesus

When I was having cake with my co-workers on Thursday they happened to randomly mention that Anne Rice is now a fundamental Christian. That's not quite exactly what she is, but it got the point across and made me sick to my stomach that I needed to quick-hurry-up-and-edit-the-blogroll. And then I did what I normally do when I trust my brain rather than writing things down -- I forgot.

Just a moment ago I was watching Letterman and something triggered my memory of this conversation about Anne Rice. You know, this is what I get for not paying close enough attention to the world. It's not like she just resurrected her Catholicism on Tuesday. In fact it was almost 10 years ago, according to the Wik:

In 1998, after spending most of her adult life as a self-described atheist, Rice returned to her Roman Catholic faith, which she had not practiced since she was 18. In October 2005, as she reaffirmed her Catholic faith, Rice announced in a Newsweek article that she would "write only for the Lord." She called Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt, her first novel in this genre, the beginning of a trilogy that will chronicle the life of Jesus.

Time to edit the blogroll. If I can find her.

I like Jesus, he's a lot of fun at parties, but I just don't think I want to be told by Anne Rice about his life.


(Have I ever mentioned my religious non-affiliation? Yah, total heathen. Except for my Buddhist tendencies, like doing good just for the sake of doing good not coming back in my next life as a cockroach.)

Sprinkles or jimmies? You decide.

Jimmy Kimmel has emergency appendectomy

NEW YORK - Jimmy Kimmel, host of ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live," was in good shape after having an emergency appendectomy on Wednesday night in Los Angeles.

"The surgery was a success," Kimmel's publicist, Lewis Kay, said in an e-mail Thursday. "The rest of this week's tapings of `Jimmy Kimmel Live' have been canceled until he is back on his feet. He is resting comfortably and is looking forward to getting back to work."

The 39-year-old comedian, who dates actress-comic Sarah Silverman, has hosted the late-night talk show for four years. (Yahoo!)

I prefer to call him Sprinkles myself.

Jenna-Pam is home and walking!

Yeeeeee! Office Tally reports that James Gunn reports that Jenna Fischer is home and walking around.

Go send her love at myspace.

DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK.

CNN claims TMZ claims Paris Hilton freed after three days in jail

Oh no!

Jenna Fischer fell down some stairs and fractured her back in four places!!! So awful! Best wishes for a super speedy recovery.

Ugh, back injuries suck so hard...

Extreme Makeover: Drunk Edition

In case you didn't hear but you care, Ty Pennington was arrested for DUI (alcohol and drugs). He was released on $5000 bail. Hopefully he learned from Paris that driving while your license is suspended means jail time.

DeVito can now get "liqueured" up for free!

From Daily Dish:

Hollywood actor Danny DeVito has branched out into the beverage industry with his own lemon-flavored liqueur.

Danny DeVito's Premium Limoncello was unveiled Monday at the Wine and Spirits Wholesalers of America Annual Convention in Orlando, Fla.

The 60-proof drink will sell for under $25 per bottle and is available from late summer.

Last fall, the 62-year-old made a strange appearance on the talk show "The View," saying he had been out late the night before with actor George Clooney.

He told the hosts, "I knew it was the last seven limoncellos that was going to get me."

Does Danny really need any more Limoncellos? Let's recall his last encounter:



Yah, no, no more lemon liqueur for little Danny.

Dance Dance Revolution

I love watching people play that game...

Yesterday I was feed reading Perez's site and found this post about Jason Schwartzman having a singing career. You know Jason from Rushmore. Yes, yes, you do. I promise.

I checked out Jason's music and am now the proud owner of Nighttiming via iTunes, but you can get it from lots of places via his band's website, Coconut Records. I know, confusing.



Jason's sound: Beatles meets Beach Boys meets Modest Mouse (but just a smidge of MM, to clarify for the MM haters) with an occasional touch of folk and country. Totally rad in a very not-80s way.

To listen to a few of the songs all the way through or see a totally adorable pic of Jason in his PJs making music visit the band's myspace page.

Johnny Cash's home destroyed by fire :(

Good thing June and Johnny aren't around for this sad news.

Kelly Ripa's outie now an innie

I'm Not Obsessed posted a story about Shape magazine airbrushing Kelly's belly button from an outie to an innie. Apparently you're only in shape if your navel goes inward? Which means I technically am in shape! YAY!!!!!!!! That means I can keep drinking my Starbucks drinks, eating fries and lots of meat, and not working out evah! SCORE~! :P

Any outies (or innies) wanna chime in on this? Hmm. I'm not sure I've ever even see any outies up close and personal, just in photos... How can that be?

A shot of Kelly's real stomach | A shot of Kelly's airbrushed stomach

In case you're interested, here's an article about why belly buttons are outies or innies. I think the old way of thinking is kinda obvious, but it never occurred to me that umbilical hernias might be the cause for outies.


(And apparently I'm chatty today. Sorry to Stef and all the others I drive nuts when I post like a fiend. :)

dont tout le monde ne m'intéresse plus

I seem to have lost my fanatic interest in celebrity gossip. I still glance at the stories through Google Reader, but I basically have a "laissez-faire" attitude (see definition #2) about the whole thing. Apparently I'm evolving. Into what I do not know. Perhaps, considering the number of my favorite bloggers who have done the same, I shall evolve into a knitter. I won't hold my breath on that but I do very much enjoy all your hard work and gorgeous projects that result. I am perpetually impressed by your patience and creativity. Yes, I'm talking to you. :)

So effing stupid I can't effing stand it.!!.

Why is this a news story?!?!?!

If you poll the entire world on pop culture, world events, general trivia, or any-piece-of- information-there-possibly-is-to-know items you'll find that most don't have any clue what you're talking about. DUR.


(I am not on break, I'm just annoyed. And, apparently by telling you I won't be posting it guarantees that I'll post even more than usual, so expect 10 posts by the end of today.)

pretty in pink

Charlotte Church has some news, and it's actually official:



According to IMDb, Charlotte just turned 21. Huh. :)

holy shit!

Hugh Hefner is marrying Holly Madison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe. :)

If it's true, I'm so happy for them! Holly is the only one of the three girlfriends who seems to genuinely be in love with Hugh. She has said on The Girls Next Door numerous times that she wants to have kids with him before 30. She's 27. (He's almost 81.)

Yay for Holly! Hope that Bridget and Kendra get a nice severance package before the mansion door hits them in the bunny tail on the way out.

Britney (not really) on Letterman last night

I'm not talking about Britney. I'm just offering you a great comedy clip:



:)

Cheyenne cheating on Van with JT

I know I'm the only one who watches the show Reba so this isn't exciting to anyone else, but I was very surprised to read that Justin Timberlake hooked up with JoAnna Garcia who plays Reba's daughter Cheyenne on the recently cancelled sitcom. Très intéressant...

Part 1 of the two-part series finale of Reba airs this Sunday at 7:00pm Eastern/Pacific on The CW. Part 2 is at 7:30pm.

Image: Tri Delta (who knows where they got it from...)

A swab could clear this all up

So far I have heard that the following people are the daddy to Anna Nicole's baby girl:

1. Howard K. Stern
2. Larry Birkhead
3. J. Howard Marshall (the old man Anna was married to who may have left some frozen sperm behind)
4. Prince Frederic von Anhalt (the man Zsa Zsa Gabor is married to who supposedly had a decade-long affair with Anna)
5. Anna's dead son Daniel (for reals, yo... gross)

I think this is ridiculous. Let's just get the test done and over with then make an informed decision about custody. Dannielynn will already be severely messed up so anything that can lessen the damage is a good thing.