I can't figure out how to feel about this.

There is something very disturbing about watching xPLx talk about sucking her dick, licking her ass. And yet I am aroused by her eyes under the light.



Hmm. Is this video hot or not?

tiger balm

How old am I? 33, right? Right. So, why the hell is my skin still so oily? Isn't that, like, a teenager thing? Does my body actually still believe it's a teenager?

... Yar. :)

"We are not related."

1. The neighbor across the street who has lived there the entire time I have lived here (5 years) is so hot. Seriously. He's just super hot. I just caught a glimpse of him through the upstairs window so I just needed to mention.

2. I didn't realize that kids had to wait until they were 4'9" before they weren't supposed to be in a car seat anymore!

3. Georgie is headbutting my arm because she wants me to say hi to you all for her. "Hi, everyone!"

4. Kudos instead of tacos for breakfast. Definitely the better choice.

What would you do?

If you found out that someone you like very much and thought liked you very much in fact didn't like you at all how would you react to that situation? Answer for both a platonic and a love relationship.

My answers...
Platonic: Screw them. Fuckers.
Love: Screw them. Fuckers. (Wheeeeeeeee! :)



PS - THIS IS NOT ABOUT ANY OF YOU. I PROMISE IT'S JUST HYPOTHETICAL. NO ONE HAS DONE ME WRONG. I'VE DONE NO ONE WRONG. YET. BUT WHEN/IF I DO SAID WRONG IT WON'T BE TO ANY OF YOU. I HEART YOU ALL EITHER PLATONICALLY OR TOTALLY IN THAT SQUISHY FEELING IN MY PANTS WAY. OKAY? OKAY. :)

PPS - ZOMG, SERIOUSLY, THIS IS NOT FOUNDED IN REALITY, [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE]!!! I PINK PUFFY HEART YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO READS MY BLOG. MKAY? MKAY! EVERYONE'S BEING SO... SELF CONSCIOUS. AND I AM AMUSED TO NO END THAT IT'S THE BOYS WHO ARE ASKING.

Wonder woman

Why is it that while you are sore and bruised from being tossed around like a sack of potatoes by Hot Cop is when the world decides you are totally huggable and squeezable for any and everything you do? A random person who has done no more than fake-smile at me for the past five years completely happy-squeezed both my shoulders today because I hacked into her computer after another IT person left it in a state of unloginableness. I'd probably have a similar reaction if someone else did this for me, but... why now? I had to pretend it didn't hurt, but it severely did. No squeezing the Poppy this week. Thanks.

Kelly Ripa's outie now an innie

I'm Not Obsessed posted a story about Shape magazine airbrushing Kelly's belly button from an outie to an innie. Apparently you're only in shape if your navel goes inward? Which means I technically am in shape! YAY!!!!!!!! That means I can keep drinking my Starbucks drinks, eating fries and lots of meat, and not working out evah! SCORE~! :P

Any outies (or innies) wanna chime in on this? Hmm. I'm not sure I've ever even see any outies up close and personal, just in photos... How can that be?

A shot of Kelly's real stomach | A shot of Kelly's airbrushed stomach

In case you're interested, here's an article about why belly buttons are outies or innies. I think the old way of thinking is kinda obvious, but it never occurred to me that umbilical hernias might be the cause for outies.


(And apparently I'm chatty today. Sorry to Stef and all the others I drive nuts when I post like a fiend. :)

on my mind

Why do people double-kiss each other? I'm not talking about European kissing on either cheek, I mean the quick or slightly lingering double-kiss on the mouth.

I don't do that. My mom and my stepdad have done it since they've been together. I thought that was weird because it was the first time I'd ever seen it. I have seen other people on TV do it so now I'm wondering how common it is, and what the specific reasoning is behind it.

Why not triple-kiss?

Maybe I'm overthinking it.