Quickies

If I didn't feel green from all the vegetables I've eaten this week I'm certainly feeling green after eating 3.5 servings of Andy Capp's Hot Fries, so I will be in the bathroom while you read these stories and/or watch these videos:

• How to eulogize the dad no one likes?
  
• Cooking Under Pressure, That’s Reality - a Top Chef article
  
• HollywoodPressTV talks with Creed Bratton of The Office - click on CREED BRATTON PT.1 in the right pane;NSFW due to language
  
• Don't get in the way of the 'Idol' 'death star
  
• “Vista’s pretty, but it’s a shameless Mac OS X imitator” (they just can't leave that Mac vs. Windows war alone even though they're in bed together...)
  
• Where are they now? Interview with “Switcher Girl” Ellen Feiss