And then I finally got the package open to find this note:
Which accompanied porn:
(But not kitty porn, like the photo montage would suggest.)
She is soooooo trying to get in my pants! Right??
(SP, that envelope smelled incredible. I might need to pick me up some. ;)
I've been meaning to send you an emergency pie assembly package but haven't been home to do it! Been on the road for the past week. :o
ReplyDeleteWHAT??!??!
ReplyDeleteI've been WAITING FOR THAT!
Aww man, how am I supposed to have a good birthday without your pie kit?!??!?!?
*crying*
(keeeheeeheee)
ReplyDelete(Actually, I was kinda waiting for it. Cough it up!)
Was that the old pirates, or the new pirates?
ReplyDeleteNew Pirates. But not newest, a sequel is on the way.
ReplyDeleteSo, who do I have to screw to get a copy of that? :)
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe. I'll see what I can do about that. No screwing me required. :)
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for your review of Pirates. And cause I didn't get my dirty story read to me, I think you must review it in a vlog. ;)
ReplyDeleteYAR.
What was on the CD???
ReplyDeleteMel. Naughty.
ReplyDeleteAvi, you're smoking crack today? Right, you're on the phone while you read my blog. Maybe you should do one thing at a time.