- asaparagus, 7 pieces
- beef, 1 cup
- milk, 1⁄2 cup
- cottage cheese, 1⁄2 cup
- oranges, 1 serving
- almonds, 1⁄3 cup
- blueberries, 2⁄3 cup
- tuna, 3.5 oz
- dried cereals (specifically corn flakes and rice krispies), 2 cups
This post is dedicated to Avi, who really likes beef but not much of that other stuff...
Fuck Ladies' Home Journal! Here are some real stress reliever foods:
ReplyDelete2 double cheeseburgers from McDonald's, dripping with grease.
A Frosty and french fries, dipped in the Frosty, from Wendy's.
A slice of grocery store birthday cake, with cheesy icing and everything.
An entire Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Pizza.
What about deep-fried bacon?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah.
Avi - I'd rather have a BK Whopper with cheese, a BK chicken sammie, or a Wendy's bacon cheeseburger, thankyouverymuch. And, won't you be surprised when the Pizza Hutt folks come by to deliver...
ReplyDeleteACW - MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Share?
That's a hell of a meal. I wouldn't be stressed after eating all that; I'd be in a food coma.
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