Riding in cars with (a) boy

On the way into work this morning I saw:

1. Four free-frange chickens, one of which was a beautiful rust-colored rooster
   
2. Two miniature Basset Hounds, one of which was a boy and was peeing on a tree
   
3. One emu who was being gawked at by a tourist (the other emu who is usually there must have been in hiding)
   
4. Two beautiful black horses, one of which was a boy and was peeing straight down to the ground
   
5. A clueless lady in a GMC Yukon who chose not to yield to our car, and who has now been sworn at profusely by moi (oops)