TMI, definitely, but I need to vent.
I am wearing a thong today for the sake of not showing panty lines through my skirt. It feels like there is dental floss in my crack. I am in a perpetual state of needing-to-fix-the-wedgy-ness. Why do people wear these things every day?! Ugh. But, I have had comments on my skirt so I guess I am receiving a return on the investment...

"Yar, mateys. I'm the butt pirate of the East.
Hand over all yer thongs lest I make ye walk the plank!"
Can't do it...can't do it..the underwear up the butt is aenough to drive me to drinking.
ReplyDeleteIf I sit super still I don't feel it. So, I'm trying my hardest to not get up for any reason. :)
ReplyDeleteI am so cracking up! I was gonna do a post on thongs the other day. I bought one to wear with a new dress i got. I kept trying to dig the damn thing out! I was thinking what is the use in wearing one if all you are gonna do is dig in your crack ALL DAMN DAY!LMAO
ReplyDeleteI try it sometimes. Have it on for like 5 minutes and can't take it anymore. Oi!
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