When?
When am I going to get a "job" that allows me to just lounge around poolside with my miniature puppy, a cool bev-er-age, my cell phone glued to my ear, and 7 people attending to my every need? I'm not saying I want this, I'm just wondering when it's my turn to visit the coveted chaise lounge.
Can I have that job, too? Except with my full-size puppy, no cell phone (because I hate phones), only 2 or 3 people attending to my needs, and a stack of books within easy reach.
ReplyDeleteI hope it comes soon. And then we can make a VH-1 special on you. I got dibs on producing poolside! :)
ReplyDeleteI'll take one, only with my cats (no dogs here), in the country-side (I don't care for pool-side), and only one person attending my every need: Ewan McGregor.
ReplyDeleteRrrowr.
See, if I could have the job the way I want it, there really would be no cell phone, only one person taking care of me (someone I trust implicitly and know very well), and kitties, but apparently if I want the chaise lounge job I have to make sacrifices...
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