Sunday, June 05, 2005

Assaulted

The victim:
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P. C. Thumb

The culprit:
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M. Cheese Grater

The charge: Drive-by grating.

The punishment: M. Cheese Grater spends one rotation in the 140º F dishwasher.

Seriously, why is it that we have to grate our knuckles when we're grating cheese? Doesn't the cheese grater know that grated knuckle doesn't have the same wonderful flavor and consistency as cheese?
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousSun Jun 05, 06:07:00 PM EDT

    EWWWWWWW! I hate it when that happens, but I must admit you have a stubby, chubby little thumb...

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  2. PoppySun Jun 05, 07:24:00 PM EDT

    Thanks. :p

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  3. PoppySun Jun 05, 07:31:00 PM EDT

    Darnit, I just thought of a better comeback: "It's all that English inbreeding." Hehe.

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  4. MichelleSun Jun 05, 08:55:00 PM EDT

    Maybe it thinks it's payback for shoving all that cheese down it. LOL

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  5. PoppySun Jun 05, 09:42:00 PM EDT

    My cheese grater is exacting vigilante justice upon me! Interesting...

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